At the crematorium I noticed that it took the same amount of time to burn a Paki and a white person. This proves that, in God's eyes, we are all cremated equal.
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
Comments
Post a Comment