Bank security checks are pretty pointless if you're talking to an Indian customer."Can I take your mother's maiden name please Mr Patel?""Yeah. It's Patel."
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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