BBC News: "Train pony turns up at hospital, and a pub".Yesterday it went to the train station, today a hospital and a pub. Clearly it's not a one-trick pony!
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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