Father Christmas: I thought I asked you
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!I'm on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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