I found a little lost puppy this morning
I found a little lost puppy this morning down my road.Luckily he had his address written on his collar, so I knew straight away where to send the ransom note.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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