I saw in the news that Facebook chat has been playing up.This had had an effect on me, my contacts online is listed as (0)Or maybe it's just because I'm ginger.
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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