I see Miss Beckham is already on a diet trying to lose that baby weight."She will never fit into her new born designer clothes at a chunky 7lb 10" said Posh.
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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