I spent this afternoon watching two pint
I spent this afternoon watching two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. After 30 minutes of intense viewing they were eventually left unattended and I stole them.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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