I was out on the boat with the missus to
I was out on the boat with the missus today when she said, "If I fell out of this boat would a shark swallow me whole?"I replied, "Nah. He'd spit that bit out."
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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