My friend and I met a girl in a club las
My friend and I met a girl in a club last night.We asked her if she was up for a spit roast.She was very keen on the idea.Right up until we tried to stuff an apple in her mouth.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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