My girlfriend left me because of all the
My girlfriend left me because of all the mental notes I make to myself.Maybe the one where I shaved the dog and carved 'BUY SOME MILK' into it's back, was a little too far.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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