My girlfriend said to me the other day:"
My girlfriend said to me the other day:"Hey wanna join my parents for tea tonight?"I replied:"I'd rather join MY parents.""I thought your parents were dead.""They are."
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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