"My granny left me a brooch. It's got a
"My granny left me a brooch. It's got a hard, shiny coating, and dates from the time of Queen Victoria.""Mother of pearl?""No, Edward the 7th."
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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