My horse has been banned from racing on
My horse has been banned from racing on suspicion I was giving him steroids.Apparently another horse looked at him funny in the paddock and he ripped off a piece of fence and started beating him with it.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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