My mate said, "I'm thinking of moving so
My mate said, "I'm thinking of moving somewhere with better scenery and nice countryside. What are your views?"I said, "Well from my bedroom all I can see is a traintrack and a few fields."
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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