My wife came downstairs this morning, ho
My wife came downstairs this morning, horrified, to find me supping a can of Strongbow. "It's one of my 5 a day," I claimed."Cider doesn't count as a fruit, you know"."Who said anything about fruit?" I asked.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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