My wife said it would be nice if I bough
My wife said it would be nice if I bought a magnum of champagne for our wedding anniversary.I tried, but they only had double chocolate flavour at the petrol station.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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