People keep saying to me today. "Don't f
People keep saying to me today. "Don't forget to move your clocks and watches forward tonight mate!"Well I've just done my watch and its stupid, it keeps sliding off my fingers.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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