Tested out my new golf swing today. I swing one handed with a finger up my nose. It's not as good as i thought it would be. I kept getting bogeys at every hole.
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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