The wife has bet me 500 pound that I can
The wife has bet me 500 pound that I can't cross the river Thames without getting my feet wet whilst wearing a straw boater. Gotta be worth a punt.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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