there was once a bear and a frog walking

there was once a bear and a frog walking down in a forest. they came across and genie. the genie sed, " i will give you each 3 wishes" so the bear sed for his 1rst wish..."i want to be the most hottest bear in the forest" so the genie sed ok and granted him that wish,then it was the frogs turn, "i want a motor bike helmet" so the genie granted his wish, then for the bears 2nd wish he asked" i wish all the women bears in the forest thought i was the sexiest bear" so the genie granted it. the frog then asked"i want a motor bike" so the genie granted it. the bears last wish was..."i wish i was the sexiest, hottest bear in the whole world and all then women bears loved me!" so the genie granted it. the frogs last wish was" i wish that god damn bear was gay!"

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