There was this kid named John who had a

There was this kid named John who had a one eyed wiener dog named Boner. Well on the phone one day with his grandmother Boner was bad and the other end of the phone only heard " God Damnit BONER, you spilled my pop, Hold on really quick while I beat my Boner, damn one eyed wiener, can see anything."  The Grandmothers funeral was four days later.

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