Went on holiday to Australia last week &
Went on holiday to Australia last week & I was asked at customs whether I had a criminal record "Didn't know it was still compulsory" I replied.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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