When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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