When we were first married my wife asked
When we were first married my wife asked me how I liked my steak and I replied 'rare'.I think she misunderstood, that was eight years ago and she's only ever cooked steak twice since.
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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