"Wow, this is the 5th time I've spotted
"Wow, this is the 5th time I've spotted you around today!""...""Well, are you going to say something? I thought you were usually a bit more chatty...""Not at all, I thought I told you I was stalkative."
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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