A policeman randomly stopped me in the s
A policeman randomly stopped me in the street last night.He said, "Before I search you sir, do you have anything on you that you shouldn't have?"I said, "Yes, I'm wearing my nans bra."
Police: How did your wife get that mark
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
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