I went for an interview today for a job as a fortune teller, thinking i'd be able to wing it.it was all going fine until they asked me where i saw myself in 5 years.
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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