I've invented a new Jet that has the ability to travel on water without the need for Fuel.I just need to find out a way to build it, and the rest is plane sailing
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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