I've invented a new Jet that has the ability to travel on water without the need for Fuel.I just need to find out a way to build it, and the rest is plane sailing
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
An Amish woman is driving her horse and buggy down the road when she gets pulled over. "You have a broken reflector on your buggy," says the cop. "But, more important, one of your reins is looped around that part of the horse that I can't mention. Nevertheless, that's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away." Later that day, the woman tells her husband: "A policeman pulled me over today for two reasons. First, he said the reflector was broken." "Well, that's easily fixed," says her husband. "What else?" "I'm not sure," she says. "Something about the emergency brake."
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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