My daughter confessed that she had recen

My daughter confessed that she had recently been sneaking out of the house at night to meet up with her friends."It's just so easy to sneak out," she said jokingly, "you need to at least make it a challenge.""Alright," I said, playing along, "but only cause it's you."Then I hack-sawed her legs off.

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