OAP'S in an NHS ward in Cardiff were given tambourines and maracas to use as panic alarms .It's believed hospital bosses could now face serious re-percussion
Police: How did your wife get that mark on her forehead?Husband: She fell down the stairs.Police: But you live in a bungalow.Husband: Yeah but she lives in the cellar.
My wife asked me to pick her up after work last night.Apparently, me driving by her office slowly and asking her "How much for a blowie?" was not what she meant.
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