The wife and I have just had a baby, I h

The wife and I have just had a baby, I heard her talking to her friend today in the Lounge.She said,"Last night, he got up at 12am as he wanted some food and then he was up again at 2am because he had wet himself. Next thing you know at 4am he is up crying his eyes out! I must have got 30 minutes sleep and through all that, the baby didn't get up once."

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Two church members were going door to do

Image
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
Read more